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A lady was standing in her bathroom naked and staring into the mirror..  finally she says to her husband,  "I'm so wrinkled, fat, old and ugly!  I could really use a compliment from you right now honey"

The husband without hesitation said "Well your eyesight is damn near perfect"

He's in ICU at the hospital!



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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black man standing next to him. The big man sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What exactly did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn around'"!

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WHAT DID THE  NUMBER ZERO SAY TO THE NUMBER EIGHT?


NICE BELT!!



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